Well then you are lost!

that’s not real, you can’t say that

No wonder they switched, the AD promotion is fantastic. I get a full banner ad for the New York Times right above an article that references how shitty the New York Times is. That’s Synergy, baby!

Brought to you by Old Spice.

Anakin built it, DUH

What’s next, an Opinion piece about how great Kinja is, or is that going to far?

Considering he also had major reconstructive surgery in the early ‘80s he also looks pretty great.

From my point of view it is the ones who don’t wear capes that are evil.

Your disgust for Kinja is pending approval.

Yes.

What do you really want Jedis wearing amazing Technicolor dream coats.

That does sound like an upgrade!

I like how scrolling on my phone makes the content move left and right like the page is drunk and can’t walk straight.

It’s like how much more grizzled could he be? And the answer is none — none more grizzled.

Why would you do that, when instead you can watch Old Spice’s Invisible Movie.

Cocknocker got very dark!

Hamill’s one of those people who just becomes a different kind of hot as he gets older.

that the police are an existential threat to black people and they acknowledge that in this video.

“his client was just trying to de-escalate the situation with the driver”