Pro-tip: when the kids do something bad, just say “I was going to take you to ____/give you ___, but now as a consequence for that thing you just did, we’re not going to do that anymore.”

This was my parents approach as well. Our punishment would never become their punishment too. My mother still gleefully tells a story about the time I drew all over the back of these kitchen chairs we had, and so she took my favorite toy and said, “You ruined something of mine now I’ll ruin something of yours” and she…

Seems like they could do TARDIS-free story arcs. It barely appeared at all in Tom Baker’s first season. 

Ignore the Sci-Fi shorts and go straight to Space Pants!

No no, it’s the subtlety that makes them so good. You want people thinking that it’s an actual mistake and you didn’t even notice when you bought it.

I think you’re going to have a lot of people say, “That’s the right quote” on that one. 

Have to be honest, I’d watch the fuck out of that.

This one is still my favorite of the genre:

I have to say I would wear the “Truth is over there” and “Who made Laura Palmer dead?”shirts. Shirts with attitude!

And an even better road sign:

The Truth Is Over There is amazing. AMAZING. 

1.21 gigabytes was the size of my first hard drive.

Alan: In space, nobody can hear you in space. SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Why no stars, people? This comment is pure silver.

I would trade Zimbabwe the Donald, Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka, Jared, Pence, Mnuchin, and Jeff Sessions for some guys uncle.

Hall Monitor Jack Bauer has 24 hours to stop the class president’s house from getting TP’d.

Anyone who’s ever been accused of being a Fake Geek Girl should wear one of these to a convention and watch the neckbeard heads explode. And put it up on YouTube please.

I had this on a t-shirt and it was great. Got some fun reactions. Wore it to the Star Wars and Star Trek movies. It’s long since worn out now though, I should buy it again...

God bless you for finding that photo.