Pro-tip: when the kids do something bad, just say “I was going to take you to ____/give you ___, but now as a consequence for that thing you just did, we’re not going to do that anymore.”

This was my parents approach as well. Our punishment would never become their punishment too. My mother still gleefully tells a story about the time I drew all over the back of these kitchen chairs we had, and so she took my favorite toy and said, “You ruined something of mine now I’ll ruin something of yours” and she…

I would trade Zimbabwe the Donald, Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka, Jared, Pence, Mnuchin, and Jeff Sessions for some guys uncle.

Hall Monitor Jack Bauer has 24 hours to stop the class president’s house from getting TP’d.

God bless you for finding that photo.

You’re darn tootin.

+1 body in a wood chipper.

These guys here—these guys! It’s always the same! It’s always more!

Great marketing job, Manfred.

It's funny because the average American can’t tell teams from the AL West apart.

Thanks for including the actual meme in your writeup, Chris. Like its subjects, MLB’s tweet was completely inscrutable.

Man, this guy is old. Gender politics have come a looooong way since Sarah Connor - he seems to think, because he’s a male gazing at Wonder Woman, that the movie automatically has a male gaze. This movie is literally the blueprint for blockbuster feminism in 2017 (Step 1: Have a woman write and direct the blockbuster.…

Still grey... so fun!

Good news, stupid feminists who stupidly enjoyed Wonder Woman! James Cameron is back for more mansplaining about how stupid you are!

Why am I still fucking grey?

SHUT THE FUCK UP, JAMES CAMERON. YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT

Jim. Please. Just stop talking, before everyone loses any shred of remaining respect for you.

I think the lesson here is pretty clear. You ladies should leave the feminism to James Cameron. He is much better at it than you.

If Gal Gadot was 8 feet tall and had blue skin, would that have changed Cameron’s opinion?

Coming from the guy who made a movie about fuckable blue space cats.