Since we’re on a Star Wars kick upstream: “Many Bothans died to bring us this information.”

Wow, I haven’t seen a flip flop like that connected to the White House since...

Right. “Globalist” is a dog whistle for Jew like “elitist” or “cosmopolitan” or “intellectual elitist” etc. Basically just triple parentheses.

So, is The Mooch somewhere laughing, or what?

Ooh, subtle....

It appears they’ve moved from the triple parentheses to the incessant deployment of the adjective “globalist”.

Hmmmm... When will it stop being Ivanka and Jared and start being (((Ivanka))) and (((Jared)))?

Anytime he speaks for more than 10 minutes without shitting his pants, or saying something totally insane, the GOP and the MSM trip over themselves grasping at straws how it’s a new Trump and he’s now Presidential.

The Washington Post was very impressed!

He casually declared 3 different enemies like it wasn’t an order of magnitude more challenging every time you add one

I just realized that this image is going to headline papers and magazines around the world starting tomorrow. We knew he’d embarrass us, but this thing is going to haunt us for a while. We’re the fucking morons who elected the man pictured in that image after all.

This man has access to the nuclear codes.

Thank god. There’s a gif already.

Eric Trump looks like the ghost that appeared after the photo was developed.

Still not on the list of top 100 stupidest things he’s done.

hahahahahahahahahahaha i hope he stops seeing purple

Secret Service probably couldn’t afford to take them all to DC.

“My eyes are fine, more than fine, the sun isn’t going to hurt me it all fake, fake sun news......I have the best eyes out of everyone....my optometrist told me that I have the best eyes, the best, the best he has ever seen and that I can look directly into the sun during this eclipse with no problem, ok?”

My boss’ 88 year old father came in the office and my boss asked him if he wanted to see the eclipse.