True enough, the world won’t end just because tens of millions die instantly and a billion or so die slowly from exposure to radioactivity.

I believe he put some in his Taco bowl during the election to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

He doesn’t have a golf club there and therefore doesn’t care.

He couldn’t find Guam on a map of Guam.

The environmental damage even from a limited nuclear war would be insane, personally I think a nice quick vaporisation would be better than starving to death, while hoping to not be cannibalised.

Phew. I feel better already!

Assuming nobody else gets involved when we start firing missiles.

And it’s kind of became official, I bet, 45 doesn’t know what Guam is.

I would like to just reassure everyone that a nuclear war between the US and NK would not destroy the world.

I’d really like to see this guy somehow make his way over to a team that could conceivably compete, and make people give a shit. It’s just a waste of his talents - a shame really. It’s like having a mildly competent person work for the white house.

Just tack on about 100mil or so to whatever Bryce Harper’s about to get.

We are both blessed and cursed to be living through a time such as this, where the AL MVP race is boring as hell unless Mike Trout gets injured. And even when he gets injured, he’s the one making it interesting still.

Jeez, he passed 50 WAR this year? I think that’s about the level a guy turns into a fringe HoF candidate.

Mike Trout has never finished worse than second in the AL MVP race and this will (probably) be the first year he should finish worse than first.

He’s so much better than the next best player it’s hard to argue it wouldn’t be worth it

Hey thanks!

For sure some team will pay him for 10 years 450 million or something. He looks like a player whose game will age well.

WOW SUPER INTERESTING!

If the Angels don’t extend him (the only way this happens is if he decides he’ll never win a World Series with them and turns them down, I know) he’ll be a free agent in three years. Assuming he stays on basically the same track, he’ll be a 29-year old, in his prime and hitting the market. What could his contract…

I have him in a points-based fantasy baseball league. I paid almost $70 of a $200 budget. He missed 2 months. He’s still top 10 in points scored....