We did what we had to do. May god forgive us

I totally understand sports teams trying to trick towns into taking these shitty deals, because why would they want to spend money they don’t have to. What I don’t get, however, is when these towns and municipalities trip over their own dicks to willing get screwed by these obviously awful deals. Perhaps they’d be…

Let’s look at Milwaukee’s Best Ice as an example.

At its core, the job of a city official is to be financially responsible with taxpayer funds. It’s breathtaking how bad so many are at it.

This isn’t much different from when people tell me I’m boring, unremarkable, irritating, a drag, a ‘fucking social albatross’, etc, etc. All I have to do is remind myself that I have many fine traits, and would be a nice addition to anyone’s social circle!

“Skyyyyy Brockets in flight... 4-12 delight...”

I mean, at this point does it really even matter if the Browns start a QB? They could just go wildcat formation every play and probably get the same result. If they in fact did just that I can see the cruel fates of the universe aligning to somehow allow them to win a Super Bowl just for the lulz.

“Applied Economics was fairly limited in its scope. That’s why we are pleased to announce that the chamber has decided to commission the fine people at Implied Economics.”

I mean, you’re not wrong.

Brewers have been cooking the books for years. Just look at the popularity of ice beer with its artificially high ABV.

“This guy can’t throw. What the hell are we going to do?”

You can’t teach height!

Cody Kessler

They should just release a highlight reel of Brock standing and singing along to the National Anthem and watch the trade offers come flying in.

More appropriate songs:

Brings to mind the cis-hetero men so fearful of gay men in the shower. Their “concern” over gay men looking at them naked is really more about them being worried that someone else will catch them sneaking peaks at other peens!

Also, they used a Metallica font and an AC/DC pun. Jesus fucking christ.

So if I’m understanding correctly, Browns fans are supposed to be excited by a QB that was dumped on them in favor of:

The Browns Really Want You to Buy this Whole Brock Osweiler Thing

SCREEN PASSES! CHECK DOWNS!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!