Making lemonade out of a lipsticked pig.

Bring Relegation to the NFL!

At some point you would think teams would get better at evaluating QB prospects who played with elite WRs. Hack’s one decent season involved throwing the ball in the direction of Allen Robinson. Johnny Manziel’s offense outside of scrambling was all Mike Evans.

I assume Kaep was screening his calls.

ughhhhh do we have to?

As takes go, this isn’t even lukewarm.

This is teal:

Ah...the classic conservative take. “I can find one example of someone not liking Newton and not being racist, therefore racism doesn’t exist!”

Don’t tell me Panthers fans are supposed to TrustTheProcess now

Cowherd’s contractually obligated to call a black person lazy in every segment.

If it’s easier, then why the flaming hell don’t the 20 NFL teams perpetually flailing for a QB field more running QBs?

RGIII holding on line two for you.

I don’t think anyone said that. It’s the language that a lot of people who don’t like Cam Newton use that gets them branded as racist. All of that “his clothes are too flashy at press conferences” or “he doesn’t treat this game with the respect it deserves” when he celebrates a fucking touchdown shit.

Four letters: teal

What is it about NFL owners that makes them live so long? At first I thought it was superior healthcare, but I think it’s just spite. They know how much we hate them and they figured out how to turn that hate into lifeforce.

“Running is the easier, lazier way to play QB.”

Yeah, I’m a bit loopy this morning.

Should have been the other Baylor.

I want a man with a smol hand
I want a lover with a queasy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love, I want a smol hand

Don’t expect me to feel sorry for the rich getting taxed to benefit a greater good. It’s an idea that this country should get behind all along.