The triggered white tears will be glorious.

The Wilpon’s would fall for the Red Wedding twice.

That was the best performance by a Mets pitcher this season.

“Matt, we’re not saying that you can’t talk about Qualcomm, it’s just that if you don’t pee every once in a while you’re going to ruin your bladder forever.”

House Wilpon: We Cannot Pay Our Debts

Of course we’d get a GOT/Marvel crossover episode. Sellouts.

I heard if you don’t submit a Game of Thrones-related article to the Univision suite of websites by 8:00 Eastern on Monday morning, they smash your hands with a hammer like De Niro did that card cheat in Casino.

Somehow, being melted by a dragon doesn’t seem out of the realm of Mets possibilities.

Still not as exciting as the inevitable Matt Harvey cameo on an episode of Intervention.

Way to typecast yourself Noah. Now you’re only going to get roles as the guy who throws things.

60-day DL: the clap from a Dornish prostitute, torn labrum from throwing spear, concussion from trying to remember all the additional characters and plot points.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

Revise those shows? Has NBC never heard of the time-honored art of the spin-off? Take a strong character and give him or her a universe of their own. That gave us Lou Grant, Laverne & Shirley, Mork & Mindy, Frasier, The Jeffersons, Maude and all those damn Star Trek, CSI and Law & Order shows.

Cool

I’d personally like to see the next installment of Back to the Future where Biff becomes POTUS.

Which is odd. Normally he’s so focused and rational.

I guess it was building up ever since Kelly started standing over his shoulder. This will end up with Kelly either being fired or resigning in frustration.

I guess the only person on vacation is Kelley, or whomever he had in charge of moderating Trump tweets last week.

Christ, why would you even think about bringing back The West Wing at this point? You’d have to have it star Andy Dick as president or something heinous like that to keep up with the batshittery going on at the real White House.

Wow, he’s especially peevish today.