I agree that a lot of these ideas didn’t come from Trump, and he even spoke against some of them at times in the past. But when he gauges what he’s going to throw his support behind, the litmus test is always “would this hurt me?” If the answer is “no,” then he’s for it, no matter who it hurts. This is a man who was…

Well, define “played” ...

Problem is that there are no Rams fans, so they’re all just people who need attention. Not even a chuckle in the whole batch.

Enlightenment can strike at any time.

I’d have to reword it a little to insert some of their favorite terms like “anchor babies” and “fake news” and “welfare queens.” But I have no doubt it would be a very popular post.

The sick thing is, it’s not even encyclopedic, that’s just off the top of my head. I’m sure someone else could double or even triple the length of their evil priorities with just a bit of effort.

What’s scary is that the average Breitbart commenter or Fox News viewer wouldn’t even dispute most of what I wrote. That whole first paragraph sounds pretty great to them.

What would it look like if Trump started getting his way on everything? If literally every undocumented person was removed from the U.S. If all of our intelligence was being shared with Russia. If we used nukes on ISIS and the Taliban. If we were to begin building a 20-foot wall unbroken from the Pacific to the Gulf…

When people praised “the generals” as being the adults in Trump’s cabinet, I feel like Kelly got lumped in even though most of the praise was actually meant for Mattis and McMaster. I don’t recall a lot of praise for Kelly himself. I think he might just be another Trump stooge despite having been a general. Kinda like…

What would it look like if Trump started getting his way on everything? If literally every undocumented person was removed from the U.S. If all of our intelligence was being shared with Russia. If we used nukes on ISIS and the Taliban. If we were to begin building a 20-foot wall unbroken from the Pacific to the Gulf…

I flew within the past two weeks. The only seats I saw reclined were the ones where the seat behind them was empty. The tide is turning on this one. Fifteen years ago I would’ve killed to preserve my right to recline. But flying was very different back then.

Here’s a good one:

And your buddy’s name was ... Jack Morris.

I’m only moderately afraid of heights, but the old upper deck at new Comiskey was one of the times I came closest to having a panic attack. I would visit the glass balcony of the Sears Tower before I’d relive that experience.

Regardless, the kindest, most fatherly thing he can do for the kid is to stay away. His absence would be the gift that keeps on giving.

[Dimitri Medvedev, giggling slightly at how poor his Putin impression was, picks up the phone again and dials a number]

We’re already changing the gender of the fish because of all the hormones we wind up flushing through the sewers, and those asshole fish pee in the ocean all the time ...

Gee, an Arizona senator who talks big but falls in line when it counts. I feel like I’ve heard this song before.

And even then, he reserves the right to later claim he never said the thing you heard him say.

Even if Congress grows some balls and impeaches, I could see him trying to “pardon” himself from being impeached. He obviously has no regard for the Constitution and wouldn’t care about the massive crisis that would create.