Tiffany still might be on the bottom rung simply because she didn’t grow up to be “hot” in Don Sr.’s estimation.

You can’t educate people who think they already know everything.

One of the supposed selling points for Trump - the one that convinced some of my family members who otherwise hate him - was, “Sure, he’s an asshole, but he’s a genius level asshole, and he’s going to be an asshole on our behalf!” But alas, he’s only ever an asshole on his own behalf, and he’s an incompetent buffoon.…

It’s their world, and the rest of us have the outrageous gall to continue living in it without their permission.

“I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!”

Shoot, I forgot they still had a team after Emery and Trestman left. They went from incompetent and hilarious to incompetent and boring. Anyway, yeah, Trumpty Dumpty desperately needs a Reichstag fire right about now.

He only TRIED to betray America, but he totally failed, so give him a break why don’tcha! Gosh!

Manafort is thoroughly, 100% compromised anyway, so he was probably instructed by his Russian masters to be in the meeting.

“Do you want to set up a meeting? Is he a friend of yours?”

Dipshit, your father was driving that speeding bus, and he swerved specifically to hit you ...

“Since the cops were about to find the murder weapon, I handed it over to them to prevent them from finding it. I’m a genius!”

I don’t think he’s actually Trump’s offspring, I think he was cloned from Trump’s toenail fungus.

There’s no way Trump Sr. was ignorant of this. That very day he suddenly started tweeting about Hillary’s emails ... the same emails that he later “asked the Russians to hack” in a press conference. 

If he does end up having to pay them, he’ll just ask Eric for some of that cancer kids charity money.

Maybe he’s hoping he can go ahead and get convicted doublequick so his daddy can pardon him before impeachment arrives?

D’oh, I meant Sgt. Shultz ...

Or the Three Stooges?

I could’ve also gone with Hogan’s Heroes and Col. Klink, but the Nazi parallel seemed a bit on the nose ...

I worked at a chain that went from family-owned to corporate-owned when the old man retired. Upper management was replaced en masse, and where the old leaders had focused on good journalism and being a partner in the community as a strategy to make money, the MBA “geniuses” who came in suddenly started pinching…

I like to imagine the three of them smuggling her into and out of Trump Tower under Trump’s nose, using a series of Inspector Clouseau-type antics to maintain secrecy. And all the while Donald is wandering about in a Magoo-like daze and wouldn’t have noticed if she walked up and grabbed his tiny ... hand.