Folks: If the sentiment “Black Lives Matter” gives you pause -if you think for some reason that those three words, in that order, are problematic -then you don’t get to call yourself a liberal anymore. I don’t care where you stand on any other issue, you need to go sit with the Trumpicans and KKK members (but I repeat…

Are you saying you don’t want that? What have you got against the future?

I just encountered the fake you that TheDrDonna mentioned. Flagged the comment I saw as harassment, hope that helps. The faker is posting things that you would never say, which kind of exposes the hoax pretty quickly.

Right? Everyone’s arguing about what we should do with this “environment,” and no one’s asking why we even have one at all! The word “environment” doesn’t even appear in the Constitution! If the Founding Fathers weren’t worried about it while they were busy sexing up their slaves, then why should we care?

If the following reads as concern trolling ... well, it is. But still, it might be useful to you:

So you never rely on anyone else’s research? I assume that you’ve done double-blind trials on every medication you’ve ever consumed?

Dennis Mersereau did the research for me, and I agree with his research methods.

I found the Bad Lip reading version. It’s ... quite entertaining.

Chemtrails. LOL.

I missed that one! Off to visit The Google.

I can’t hear or read Rick Perry’s name without thinking, “Oops.”

When Rick Perry is one of the more qualified members of your cabinet, you’ve really fucked up.

If I’m understanding Ricky correctly, we just have to get all of the waters out of our oceans and we’ll be good to go.

Hey, he only looks the way anyone would when in the late stages of dying from consumption.

This guy should consult with Kirby Delauter on how to handle this kind of thing. You all remember Kirby Delauter, right? His name is Kirby Delauter.

“And in conclusion, butter, milk, eggs, strawberries, brandy ... aww, shoot, how did mommy’s shopping list get in here?”

Right. As much harm as gerrymandering does, and I do want to see it restrained, there is a risk of the cure being worse than the disease.

I say the networks should hire Melissa McCarthy to re-enact any briefings that weren’t recorded. That would put an end to the practice real quick.

More accurate to say the army ineptly failed to eradicate the emus.

Well, Americans are actually pretty good at killing large flightless birds, so I’m less worried about the emus. But they’d make a good diversionary tactic. After we’ve gorged ourselves on emu meat, we wouldn’t put up much of a fight.