We know that spokespeople at ICE don’t always have the whole story on what their agency is doing, based on that story about the Texas legislator who called ICE on protesters. So I don’t necessarily trust any info that comes out of that agency.

We’re pulling out of the Paris Accords so we can take the UK’s place in the EU, right? Isn’t that how this works?

If he gets a second term, I think the UN would need to start making plans to leave NY.

When Jr. completed his herculean athletic performance, there were at least 2.3 million people watching, the largest audience ever for a sporting event.

Yeah, but you don’t get to use the Billionaire’s Son Multiplier of 0.3 to adjust your times.

Don’t tell me you have doubts about his credibility. If you were a good Christian you’d have absolute faith in things that contradict reality just because you’re told to.

Oh, just you wait, my grandkids will know the truth. If I have to rise from my watery grave just off the coast of Iowa to haunt their fucking dreams, they’ll know!

The War on Icebergs will be won in our time!

Dunno, but I hear that the president is, like, a smart person. Y’know? Totally.

Given the sheer number of people making this comparison, it’s almost as if someone at the White House should’ve anticipated this ...

For sure, I didn’t mean to imply that marching was the only way to step forward. But it’s one of the best ways for me and my social circle, so if they’re unwilling to do even that, then clearly they’re not doing any of the many other meaningful steps that a person can take.

Also applicable: The “This is fine” dog.

I’m a little sick of this meme, but in this case it applies.

When my grandchildren are watching the world burn and/or drown in 50 years, the first name they’ll curse each day will be Donald Trump, because they’ll remember how Crazy Ol’ Grampa Edfonzo wouldn’t shut up about the asshole president who decided to let the motherfucker burn.

Politics as a sport. It’s a blight on democracy.

This is what I keep saying. This is exactly the kind of behavior that the right-wing base wants to see more of.

Can’t really defend Edwards, either, he’s a terrible human being. But Hart and especially Dean got the shaft.

HILLARY DID POMPEII I SAW IT ON BREITBART

Actual dialog from the sex scene:

To be fair, Keanu then proceeds to kill off pretty much the entire Russian mob because one of them killed his dog. Which is what any of us would do in the same situation.