I wonder if she ‘practiced spontaneity’ like Al Gore did in 2000.

Huh. That’s an interesting theory. But that’s not the only reason she might want to try to repair her image. Could be she’s just trying to write the epilogue on her political career herself and control how she’s seen in decades to come. But if she does in fact run, I’ll remember that BorisYeltsined predicted it here…

Varys/Tyrion 2020. Realpolitik You Can Believe In.

More likely scenario:

No kidding, no matter how low he falls in my estimation, Trump keeps finding ways to prove that I’ve overestimated him. And I’ve hated his guts for over 30 years, so I’ve got practice!

Oh yeah, bigtime. I tried to get a lot of them to attend the Women’s March and the March for Science and they all had nonsense reasons for not wanting to go.

“I have bad news, brainworm leader. It seems that these hosts we’ve selected are not what humans consider to be ‘attractive’.”

Spicer: “There’s candy? Is it gum? I like gum. Did you know I like gum?”

“I already don’t care about Europe and Asia and California and Scotland, and now you’re telling me I have to have a policy toward Africa? Just have Ben Carson write something up.”

Premise for a horror/comedy novel: Sean Spicer is trapped in a room with 30 angry journalists. They get to ask him as many questions as they like, and he can’t refuse to answer or his gum will be taken away forever. Every time he tries to dodge or be evasive, he has to lick Steve Bannon’s stubbly, scaly cheek.

The scientists who think we may live in a simulation don’t sound as ridiculous as they used to.

But don’t you understand, I want just one thing to be mad about!

Honestly, I think that would actually work. Make some superficial, cosmetic changes so he can point to his accomplishments.

Wasn’t that Princess Leia’s alias when she infiltrated Jabba’s palace?

Gee, is it possible that massive, rising income inequality and a total failure to properly address the nation’s mental health issues may have contributed to this issue?

You’re probably right. If it was the Beijing Climate Agreement or the Moscow Climate Agreement or the Riyadh Climate Agreement, would he be pulling out?

That’s a really good point. If he was any kind of statesman (please, try to contain your laughter) and he thought he was taking a truly principled stand, he would’ve faced the people who disagree most ardently and told them face to face why he must do this.

And since DT does whatever Sean Hannity says ...

My grandfather was computer savvy and he was in the WWII generation, so boomers really have no excuse.