“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

So I started out with a binder on myself, but then I needed additional binders, and then it grew to a full bookcase, and by now I’ve got a whole library planet like that episode of Doctor Who. My issues with hyperbole alone take up a whole continent.

Or in the equivalent of Cravy’s situation, have no one try the case at all.

We don’t need Shohei Otani, we’ve already got one!

NOW it’s a scandal.

Couple things to keep in mind:

Ah, but what if you focus on the key characteristics that differentiate a smart person from a non-smart person? Surely he checks all those boxes, no?

Wrong. You are so wrong. Nobody loves free speech more than Trump. Nobody. So sit there and be quiet and stop protesting and enjoy your free speech rights in silence, OK?

And humble, too. The most humble person who ever lived!

“It is the opinion of this editorial board that President Buchanan, by failing to take a strong leadership stance on the issue of slavery, has dramatically increased the odds of some sort of armed conflict 157 years ago.”

Next week is their series on why Nixon should be impeached.

I really expected to see that one in last place.

Would you take Molina as a player/manager right now?

Oh, many of us are ashamed. Just not enough of us.

Is this how it started out with Bannon then?

So you’re saying the way his neck oozes out of his shirt collar in the picture above doesn’t turn you on?

Why does Jared Kushner look like he’s dying from tuberculosis?

This explains why his suits are so ill-fitting. His mommy is hoping he’ll grow into them.

Remember when Bill O’Reilly weighed in on the Sandra Fluke nonsense?