Editor’s Note: Afterword ghost-written by Trump’s cellmate

It’s their term for a bratwurst slathered in honey. Only their words for “bratwurst” and “honey” aren’t the same as ours.

And honeymoon in gay Paris!

I never thought I’d see a time where the new motto of the U.S. was “Take your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and shove ‘em up your ass, cause we don’t want ‘em!”

The message is clear: Don’t come to the U.S.

Prove me wrong. Provide me the rationale that shows that it was a good thing for this woman to be arrested. How is America a better place as a result of that action?

I think it was just a poorly made show in so many ways that even if they’d addressed the issues that you point out, they still would’ve found a way to botch it. Maybe if they do a second season with a new show runner their might be hope for a nuanced version, but I’m not counting on it.

It’s blatant propaganda. If ICE wants to point to a specific report and dispute the facts as reported, that’s totally within the framework of reasonable discourse. But these kind of petulant statements accomplish nothing other than making it clear that the reporting that’s been done is bothering them. Good. It should…

They’ll be furious in a “How dare you use my toothbrush!” kind of way.

I want him to be reincarnated as a woman in the Dark Ages, with all of his memories of his current life intact. A poor woman in a nation that is frequently overrun by marauders.

Let’s, for a moment, try to inhabit the mind of a Trump supporter. Scary, I know, but I think it’s a worthwhile exercise.

D’you ever Google her to see what she’s up to now? I had a boss kinda like that years ago, and somehow she keeps failing upwards. Mostly my women bosses over the years were great, but wow, was she the exception. And now she probably makes the most money out of all of them.

Based on the way they’ve withered in the face of negative feedback at town halls lately, I’m guessing these clowns can’t stomach any kind of innuendo.

Some time ago I was in charge of an office, and my boss was in town for meetings or something. Two of my staff members, one a woman and one a man, happened to come in the door at the same time that morning.

I feel like any woman with self-respect and any man who respects women would have a difficult time being in the same room with DJT. I know I felt terrible for Angela Merkel when she had to pretend to take him seriously. I bet she’s still taking three showers a day trying to feel clean again.

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny though ...

In the U.K. they have the concept of the “loyal opposition,” where you’re still in the Queen’s service but opposed to the majority government.

Yeah, I completely agree with your final paragraph. If Trump and his coterie of demons want to keep their base outraged, they’re going to need to find a new boogeyman. Their simple-minded followers require a new infusion of hate.

I think Stephen Miller is one of the most frightening members of the inner circle because of his complete lack of affect, not to mention the low profile he’s kept lately, which makes me wonder what he’s up to.

Welcome, welcome, welcome! The Kinjaverse needs more aggressive journalism.