Good point. It’s the work of someone who can’t really get their head around the concept making an attempt because they were told to do so.

I would’ve loved the opportunity to feed him false info. “Mr. President, there’s a misprint in your speech, it should say Abigail Anthony and Susan B. Adams.” He would totally fall for it.

I bet he slapped Spicer around for a few minutes and felt a lot better.

Careful, too much exposure to Trump’s inner monologue can be bad for your health.

Naked Mole Rat for President 2020!

Ahh, Buckner, one of my favorite members of the ‘86 Mets.

I think he’s realizing that history is going to point a finger at him for installing the worst president of all time, and he’s got regrets. Oh well, too bad, eat shit and die, Comey.

“It’s so unfair to my victim to point out that I attacked her. How dare you!”

It is spring break right now for many folks, they must’ve caught the IHOP executives on a day when they were in a good mood. They’ll fire him next week.

For sure, going to counseling is a key part of the “displaying contrition” chapter in the crisis management handbook. If done sincerely, counseling can also genuinely help. So I don’t give points for going to counseling, but I do subtract points for rejecting counseling as useful, the way Chapman seems to have.

Not disagreeing with you, but I’m curious to hear what you think would be appropriate for this case. It sounds like the Reyes and Chapman cases were much worse and I think you could argue a full season for each of those would’ve been closer to the mark. 50 games for Familia?

Drop it.

Weakness is just pain leaving the body.

How can you miss what never was? You are a legend.

You’re awesome.

That’s the good stuff. Thank you.

You don’t want them to disrupt by innovating a new paradigm outside the box right-size Steve Jobs?

Watch out for those Kenosha Ballers!

This is great and all, but why is it not about the White Sox?

You frustration is understandable, but there is a case to be made for the Mets’ outfield plans for the start of the season. I think they hope to rehabilitate Bruce enough to make him tradeable, and if that fails, I expect him to be on the bench no later than mid-May.