That is a pretty sweet design there.

Wright is so broken that it would suck all the Jesus-magic out of Tebow and leave him a withered husk. And because of that, I am all for it.

1987 Topps, the purtiest baseball cards ever made.

Wait, THIS is where you draw the line? How about the part where the Wilpons pressured their non-field employees to invest their retirement accounts with Bernie Madoff? How about the part where the Wilpons themselves came out of the Madoff fiasco ahead, with the trustee representing Madoff’s victims prevented from…

Barack is fit enough that he stands a chance even against weirdo ex-KGB fitness loon Vladimir, but if our guy at any point had the upper hand, there’s a fair chance that a poisonous dart would mysteriously find its way to his jugular.

Give us this day our daily cheap-ass coats from Indonesia, and lead us not into Macy’s. Amen.

Gizmodo wasn’t always so bad. I was once ungrayed over there under a different username, and had some great conversations. Somehow Gamergate seemed to ruin things over there.

Norm MacDonald had a shtick on Weekend Update where he’d tell a lame joke, and it wouldn’t get any laughs, so he’d awkwardly pause as if the laughs were going to come eventually. Then he’d move on, then five minutes later he’d try the joke AGAIN, tell it even more poorly and wait even longer for the laughs. His sheer…

The entire joke is in the headline, the article is just hemming and hawing. “Is this thing on?” ... pulls at necktie. “Take my wife, please!”

That’s what’s scary here - if the president of an HBCU can’t speak his mind about issues directly relevant to his school and his students and staff, then who else at his school can feel free to speak up without repercussions? The potential chilling effect here is off the charts.

I kinda think he volunteered to take a bullet for the other HBCUs since he was heading out anyway. I would imagine that there must be other presidents who wish they were in a position to be as outspoken as he was.

I was thinking the premise of the article would be that it’s too late because Trump is going to declare himself President for Life any day now and decree that his sons succeed him in the presidency after he ascends to the Great Golden Crapper in the sky.

You mean Mr. Fascism Forever? He’s probably hoping we’ll forget about that.

This was before the University of Michigan gave us permission to wear longer shorts. I am not making that up, that’s a thing that actually happened.

This is the same mewling doofus who tried to launch a state-run news entity and was surprised when people had a problem with that. If you tell me he did a stupid thing, I’m always going to believe it.

Non-major events are usually best of three instead of best of five.

He was on the varsity Forbcoball team and graduated magna something something.

Sometimes with press releases it’s a fun exercise to go through and excise all the BS and see if there’s actually any information. Fairly often there’s nothing at the bottom of hundreds of words.

But even in its accuracy it obfuscates the deeper truth, because most of those people don’t want to be employed. It’s not actually a problem to be solved.

This is good advice. Do I really need more evidence that he’s a fatuous lizard fart with delusions of adequacy? No, I do not. In the unlikely event that he emerges from his chrysalis fake hair and magically becomes a competent human being, I’m sure someone will let me know. Otherwise, there’s really nothing to be…