The problem with simpletons like Trump is that to them, complicated = bad. Trump wasn’t making an admission, he was making an accusation. He and his ilk don’t have the mindspace for complex solutions.

That’s what I was thinking, this sounds just like Agassi during his second prime, returning shots as early as humanly possible so his opponent never had time to set his feet.

Maybe change a couple percentages here and there, tweaks that maybe would’ve happened at an administrative level anyway. Call it a success and move on to the next round of fuckery.

The fact that he would state it that baldly - deliberately tanking something so important for political gain - even to reject it, tells you that it was/is/will be on the table. To anyone with a soul, that would be akin to discussing and then dismissing the idea of having sex with your grandmother’s corpse. “I’m not…

You gotta be one of them book-learnin’ nerds to understand anything longer than a single sheet of paper!

And in the long run it’s even bad for the rich, not that the rich believe in the long run. They will chase today’s penny at the expense of tomorrow’s dollar every time.

Hey, cut him some slack, things get complex when you’re in bed with the mafia. He’s not incompetent, he’s just crooked!

That Richard Spenceresque guy is named Curt Schilling. Keep an eye out, he’s coming.

I think everyone old enough to have been an adult during Dubya’s first term still hates his guts. But someone who was 16 in 2004 would be 29 now. I can understand them not having the perspective of those of us who lived through the whole thing. But they do need to educate themselves. He was a war criminal.

Oh God, for some reason I never until now imagined Trump in office on 9/11. The nukes woulda flown for sure. For sure.

Bannon still hasn’t washed that hand, though mostly that’s because he simply doesn’t wash. But if he was inclined to bathe, that hand would be exempt.

Not enough guilt. If he had the appropriate amount of guilt he would show up at The Hague and throw himself upon the mercy of the court. I don’t know how you atone for being a war criminal, but whatever it is, he isn’t doing it.

I hope all of them, that’s why I picked it!

Time for us to burn our MAGA hats. Drat, he was so refined and elegant till now.

How about “Fetid Cretin of Brexit” for Farage?

I love it. He’s like the villain from Split, except all of his personalities are just incompetently evil in different ways.

She’s the Spicer that Spicer could only ever dream of being. The platonic ideal of Sean Spicer. And she mastered that in her spare time, for fun.

I believe that before he got together with his current wife, Madison Bumgarner once dated a girl named Madison Bumgarner.

Lighten up, Francis. The author set out to make this list knowing that it was moot. It’s for sheer entertainment value, no one thinks any of this is going to happen.