That checks out. I’ll be looking out for an invite to the wedding.

Let me know when they figure out a way to get Bannon into the line of succession. Then I’ll be really worried.

Nah, stick with the Bulls, just let the hate wash over you. Root for a complete collapse so that the stink can be washed away and someone new can come in and try to clean it up.

My thoughts exactly. There’s tanking, and then there’s being bad at tanking. The Bulls were never going to do it right.

There was no such year as 1990. We went to sleep on Dec. 31, 1989, with big hair and Madonna posters, and we woke up Jan. 1, 1991, with Nirvana posters and wearing flannel shirts. Anything that references 1990 is all part of a carefully laid plot to fool later generations into believing that we didn’t skip a year.

The danger that the right recognizes is that if their true beliefs are laid bare, the indifferent masses who don’t bother to vote or engage politically might wise up and reinforce the left. And they can’t risk that.

Expunging the Spencer and his ilk just serves to keep the indolent masses from getting too riled up. The conservatives aren’t so much embarrassed as annoyed: “You’re going to spoil it for the rest of us if you don’t shut up!”

It’s not that you can’t be a Nazi, you just have to be the right kind of Nazi. As long as you stay on message you can be totally 100% Nazi.

“Dude, we’re still in the covert phase! There’s still millions of Americans willfully dumb enough not to hear the dog-whistles, we need to keep them on our side!”

I mean, seriously, I should go ahead an cancel my Netflix account, because I don’t watch it anymore. Too busy reading the news and figuring out what I can do to oppose this insanity.

Who are you to tell those electrons where to go! If those electrons want to support Trump, you should let them support him!

Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

The buildings in some cities are planned out by architectural activists

“Why is it we can never seem to book a babysitter twice?”

Excuse me, we reptilians object to being associated with ... I mean, space reptile?!?!?! What are you even talking about? Heh heh. Heh.

That stupid teensy crowd at his inauguration was “planned out.” It was just planned poorly.

Trump: “Pants off, Spicer. Yes, and the tightie whities, too.”

That barely even qualifies as a rant. You hear more aggressive attacks than that on Chicago radio about Joe Maddon, and that’s after winning a title. You don’t want to hear what Chicago radio says about all the other coaches and GMs in town.

Yeah, but while he’s waiting for the blue pill to work its magic, it helps to have some reading material to get him in the mood. In fact, back when he was with Ivana, there was no blue pill, so maybe listening to some ranting about lebensraum was the next best thing.

I bet he sleeps great every night, meanwhile I haven’t had a full 8 hours since Nov. 8. My beard has literally gone from 2% gray to 15% gray since then. And I’m not even the target of most of his bullshit, I’m just stressed on behalf of others. I can’t imagine how much worse it is for the people directly affected.