Part of the problem is that we care more about the impact of his decisions than he does. That’s not how it’s supposed to work. We hired him to care on our behalf so we could watch Netflix and eat burritos. Instead he’s the one watching TV and eating shitty food while we agonize over the fate of our nation.

Interesting that of all the fucking liars who lie about their lies in this lying administration, it’s the most prominent woman in the bunch who gets taken to task for her media communications. And when I say “interesting,” I mean expected and disgusting. Fuck those lying assholes with a radioactive chainsaw.

Now you’re just trying to get a star from Sobchak Security.

You would see teams that are down late with the clock winding down just deliberately strike out, rather than trying to rally, for fear of winding up with a double loss. So I suppose that would be a problem. But games would be faster!

You want coworkers to be competitive, it creates a healthy office atmosphere.

How’s this for incentive: If the game is completed in “ideal time,” say, less than 2 1/2 hours, the win counts double and the loss only counts half. And if the game is completed in more than “penalty time” - say, more than 3 hours, extra innings excluded - the win only counts half and the loss counts double.

Yeah, being for something doesn’t do anyone any good if she’s going to cave when it matters.

Your description of his desire to erase Obama is apt, but I also think that his stance on LGBTQ rights wavers depending on who he’s talking to. If Pete Thiel is in the room he’s pro-LGBTQ. If it’s Jeff Sessions, he’s anti-LGBTQ. And of course when he had to break a tie between Sessions and DeVos, he wasn’t going to…

Maybe he had Ivana read them to him as part of their foreplay.

If it wasn’t for science we’d still be shitting in our own drinking water, watching half our infants and mothers die in childbirth, and for those who were lucky to live to adulthood, mostly dying by age 35-40 of one nasty infection or another. But yeah, what has science ever done for us?

I mean, isn’t that the literal line where on one side, you’re in a democracy, and on the other side, you’re in a police state? Who gets to judge “who may have committed a crime”? Doesn’t literally everyone fall under that umbrella, technically?

You’re totally correct that no one is forced to speak Spanish in Boise, but the northwest in general and Idaho in particular have a much larger Spanish-speaking population than one might expect. There are massive factory farms across the southern portion of the state where the desert has been transformed by…

I think very highly of The Noble Renard, but you’re asking a lawyer if having a lawyer will help ...

Yeah, that was always a smokescreen. There are true fiscal conservatives in the world, but they don’t ascend to the upper ranks of the GOP. Also, being a true, dyed-in-the-wool fiscal conservative means being anti-growth, which is bad for the economy.

It’s all a top priority, Dinosaurs! Everything is top priority, it all has to be done and it all has to be done immediately!

“Might makes right,” to put it even more succinctly. That’s why he doesn’t believe in diplomacy, he believes the stronger party in a negotiation should get what it wants and the weaker party should capitulate.

One of the greatest drivers of growth of our GDP each year is population growth. It has accounted for 40 percent of our GDP growth in recent years. Half of that population growth comes from immigration, documented and undocumented, the other half from newborns.

You’re butting up against this idea that is closely held among the right-wing that anyone who breaks a law forfeits all rights and privileges and is no longer a part of society. This “crime and punishment” mindset feels that it’s 100% ironclad, and to even be accused of a crime is tantamount to treason because “good…

Not only is Obama light-years better, but even Dubya is. Two years ago, I would’ve said that Bushie Jr. was the absolute floor for presidential ability, a zero on a scale of 1-10. Trump has so broken the scale that Bush has been promoted to about a 4. That doesn’t mean I like Bush any better than I did before, I’ve…

You shouldn’t be surprised, because doing away with birthright citizenship is a priority for the right. They constantly lament the evils of “anchor babies,” born to women who just came to the U.S. It might not be a year one priority, but it’s on the to-do list for sure.