It would be nice to see Pena Nieto grow a backbone for once. He has an opportunity to cement a reputation for the ages and so far he’s botched it pretty badly.

Pay no mind to anyone calling you a know-it-all, your expertise is very much appreciated.

Doing math can lead to developing reasoning skills, and reasoning skills are not desired in Trump’s America.

That joke just didn’t add up. It was wise to subtract yourself from the conversation before it became too divisive and the criticism began to multiply.

This is what my grandfather looks like about 30 minutes before he falls asleep on the couch during a visit with family. Of course gramps is 90 so he can be forgiven. And he looks healthier than Delerium Trumpens despite being 20 years older.

If I ever found myself entertaining pervy, pedophiliac thoughts, I’d be dead by the end of that day, by my own hand. Not saying that’s the solution for everyone, but that’s the way I would go.

I think he’ll believe anything that reinforces his worldview, and reject anything that conflicts with it.

Tiffany Trump is my source. She just stands around and no one notices she’s there.

Yet.

[After the press conference]

And Donnie worships Putin the way Hugo looked up to Castro. What’s past is prologue, my friend.

Egad! The dishonesty is so ... expected.

I coulda sworn it was Gary Trudeau.

Oddly enough Shep Smith and Chris Wallace have both criticized the administration in the past couple of days. Interesting to see where that leads, if anywhere.

How much of his base now believes that the Lamestream Media, Enemy of the People, is now covering up real terrorist attacks that took place in Bowling Green and Sweden?

You forget, when a white guy does it, it’s not terrorism. That’s literally the official policy of the U.S. now.

Not only that, but when he and Kellyanne and Spicey all claim that he “just misspoke,” press them on the fact that he seems to “misspeak” an awful lot, and isn’t it worrisome that the POTUS and his team can’t seem to convey his thoughts without inventing terrorist attacks? Isn’t that inflammatory and reminiscent of…

“Mr. President, any comments on the situation in Prussia?”

If I had to work there, I’d down a bottle of something before work every day.

That’s how they talk when the cameras are on. Behind closed doors they don’t have to be so “PC.”