I know for a fact that DJT once at a taco salad or some such, which is basically like being a minority, so it’s all good.

The fact that those two actually make sense about 5% of the time puts them approximately ... 5% ahead of virtually every other Republican.

Only if you were hoping to become a chicken. If it’s just for fun, by all means, continue.

I wouldn’t even know what to do with a 12 foot dick. Is that a dick that’s 12 feet long, or a dick made of 12 feet? Either way, I foresee problems.

Breitbart headline: “Donald Trump sits in cockpit for first time, is natural, flies 17 combat missions in one day, defeats ISIS”

Smith has long been the guy at Fox who gets permission to go rogue once or twice a year, provided he doesn’t do it too often. So his gargoyle superiors will be willing to forgive this provided it doesn’t become a pattern.

It isn’t often that the unvarnished truth gets broadcast on Faux News, but on the rare occasion that it does, there’s about a 75% chance that it’ll be Smith saying it. He’s certainly no innocent when it comes to mouthing his masters’ bullshit, but from time to time his conscience wakes up and takes over for a few…

The perfect self-cleaning op, the assassin is also the patsy. Complete deniability.

Seconded.

This is a good time for that! And also, every other time.

Wait, why isn’t Hillary threatening to sue Kate or complaining about her on Twitter? Isn’t that how we do things now? Also, I thought liberals were snowflakes who can’t take a joke. This doesn’t fit the narrative!

I have it on good authority that every time CNN disparages Trump, their ratings go down 10,000,000,000 percent. Also, George Washington never watched CNN, so how good could it be? Not good enough for the founding fathers, not good enough for me.

The key to Andy Kaufman’s humor is that he was always trying to make himself laugh, he didn’t really care if the audience found it funny. A “Donald Trump” act would be the epitome of that philosophy.

Precisely. The people who make these actions possible would most likely prefer to drag all Hispanic people in this country out into the street and shoot them on the spot, but they know that the indifferent masses would actually wake up if something so overt took place. So they try to find ways to conceal it so that…

Soon he’s going to change the flag to Gold, White and Blue, because red reminds him of blood coming out of her wherever. Then it’ll be Gold, White and Gold, because blue means Sad! and sad is bad. But white can stay because he’s fine with anything that’s white. The whiter the better.

Maybe Trump is Andy Kaufman in disguise, a bigger, more obnoxious version of Tony Clifton.

American Airlines? I hear those pilots know how to par-tay!

No worries, I can see where my first comment could be misconstrued. Just gave me another opportunity to laud our caring, compassionate, thoughtful brothers and sisters in the lovely Fascism Forever Party.

Common misconception. Underneath all that fat, he’s quite slim.

As the official voice of all Mets fandom, I hereby revoke Chris Christie’s fan card. Henceforth, the Mets and all their fans to disavow and disassociate from Chris Christie, and any statements from him in connection to the Mets, the National League East and/or Major League Baseball are automatically null and void.