I’ve seen that same tactic used by trolls in the comments here. A guy yesterday was telling me that because I didn’t want to debate slavery with him, that meant I didn’t take slavery seriously. There must be a school where they learn these tactics.

Trump: “What skin color are the people in Haiti?”

Face the facts, Jack, American cheese is the best cheese.

The answer was in my previous comment, George.

Why would you want an Asian actress?

From where I’m sitting, Pete, I’m refusing to acknowledge that you’re a worthwhile person with whom to have a serious discussion about slavery. Try creating a different burner and come at me with a different attitude and you’ll likely get a very different response. Or don’t, keep being a tendentious bore and see where…

Nice work, Donald, declaring yourself the winner.

Oh Jeremy, do you really think you’re going to get a serious answer from me on anything? I sent you to a Wikipedia page with the largest roadside attractions.

I really do think a full-scale biopic or prestige TV series devoted to Harriet Tubman would be awesome. I wouldn’t tell it chronologically, I think juxtaposing scenes of her time as a slave against her own escape and her later rescues of others would be the best way to heighten the drama.

You’re a laugh riot, Gavin. Now that the Trump administration exists in direct contravention of the emoluments clause, the Constitution isn’t worth the parchment it was written on. So I’m not too hung up on what may or may not be scribbled down on that raggedy old toilet tissue.

I wasn’t so much thinking about going after Melania as much as I was imagining Trump confronting the idea of Rosie O’Donnell as his wife. But yeah, if you want to bash Melania specifically there are better ways.

Yeah, O’Donnell as Bannon is a frequent suggestion, too, but I saw someone somewhere counter-suggest O’Donnell as Trump, which I like better. Ooh, or better yet, O’Donnell as Melania.

What can I say, Jacob, America is very.

Here you go, Gene:

I loved the idea I saw somewhere else that they should have Rosie O’Donnell portray Trump for an episode. I don’t think he has a coping mechanism for that level of rage.

Gosh, Walter, things that are self-evident don’t need sourcing. Duh.

It bothered me for years, long before he entered the political sphere, that his previous catchphrase - “You’re fired” - was already a catchphrase. Were the rejected options “Go ahead, make my day” and “Remember the Alamo”?

How about, you get the fuck out of here with your nonsense unsourced assertions?

It was, and is, great and terrible and wondrous and disgusting and magnificent and obscene and just about any other adjective you can think of. It is superlative in almost all ways, both good and bad.

I’m not one to say we should enforce ideological purity tests to decide who is a real liberal or a real Democrat. There’s more than one way to be on the right side.