...Major League Baseball, the Yankees, the Steinbrenner family, the Players Association and you, the fans...

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

Isn't that McGrady's fault, though?

They plan to limit the village to 55+ though, which explains why it's a two-bedroom apartment.

Actually, the idea of hosting a private party there sounds pretty good if you're looking for a place where the authorities will turn a blind eye to rampant drug use.

You're not far off Tom. There's actually another panda outside of the frame that eats shoots and leaves.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

Just based on the picture of this raccoon, my gut tells me he deserved it, didn't deserve it, deserved it, didn't deserve it, deserved it, didn't deserve it, deserved it, didn't deserve it, deserved it, didn't deserve it, deserved it, didn't deserve it, deserved it.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

"Alex from Chicago, you're on line one. And keep it moving. There are people behind you who have to sign up for unemployment, too."

I thought that joke smelled bad on the outside.

If you don't know, you're streets behind

I would say you should never have a BAC higher than your batting average, but I firmly believe in Dan Uggla's right to have a single drink whenever he chooses.

Can a guy who played for Mike Martz really believe in intelligent design?

"A-Rod one, Yuri null."

At least Jets fans understand that an Idzik sign is never going to be successful.

The coach is one to talk. Just last game, he pulled the goalie.

I've been playing fantasy football a long time, back when everything was done manually, and everything we learned about the game came from newspapers and television. It's just how I was raised. So when some second-rate website says I can't switch Adrian Peterson, it makes me wonder what good all this "progress" has…

Peter King, to restaurant hostess: Hey, did you hear about Peter King's integrity?