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Sorry, I just got control back over my account as i haven’t posted here in years. You’re 100 percent right, and I disavow anything that was said in my absence. I was an old-school Deadspin guy but it was brought to my attention that this account was commenting on other sites.

According to Jezebel, anyone who died of AIDS also deserved it for “flaunting the rules.”

Or, and hear me out here, maybe liberals are fucking tissue-paper soft losers who don’t understand how government works?

Well, that’s dumb. I’m a dyed in the wool liberal and USUALLY an optimist. But if you think Trump is “probably” gonna lose this election, I got a bridge named after a Cuomo I’d like to sell you. Good price, too!

I just want these stat-heads out of my football. Kick the extra points and leave the probability numbers to the nerds.

Man, I was just trying to say that maybe we shouldn’t gloat over a death. I hate McNair’s politics and everything he stood for, but I can’t find it in me to celebrate because the dude stopped breathing. Luckily, I now know that I’m a real piece of shit. Thanks internet guys! 

Hey, that’s fair, and keeping with his well-known resume, I agree with your take on this. I just have a problem with the celebratory nature of other posts on here.

I sure don’t think McNair was a good guy, but I’m pretty certain that if the people on Kinja were to have a social inventory done, with heaven being the final goal, they’d probably fall short.

Superhero, but a real forgettable one on a low-budget WGN show from the mid-90s.

I’m surprised Arkansas relief pitcher Zebulon Vermillion didn’t get invited to the dance this year.

I believe that’s called a “Hinterception.”

I gotta say I’m glad the coach’s players didn’t listen to the dirtbag and also that they told their parents. I’m not surprised this joker Loucester lotta games this year.

Well of course God can judge him. After all, the big guy handed down the very first decision using the 10-point must system.

I got into Terriers because of your rave reviews about it, and I wanted to know; where do Britt and Hank rank on your list of all-time TV duos? Are they ranked higher or lower because they only had one season together?

It’s only fair to hold players to the same standards as coaches. I mean, didn’t Steve Sarkisian just get fired for showing up on campus with a Jack Koozie?

Give the guy all the crap you want, I think ComcastSportsNet’s Republican Town Hall is off to a great start.

Fell down seven times, got up, ate.

Oso Stinko