I don’t know about that. I’ve heard women can be too emotionally unstable to be good leaders. That’s why we need a man to keep things going on an even keel without becoming totally unhinged over every little thing.

Drewey Defeats Truman!

This would have been really great if you would’ve changed more than just the headline at the bottom. Maybe photoshop Drew’s face in there or something.

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines went to Rome for reasons that are unknown and uninteresting to me.

He was really asking to get belted.

I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him.

“That’s no moon.”

- Derek Jeter, using the worst defense in the entire world.

Oh, for fuck’s sake. What part of “These Colors Don’t Run” doesn’t this guy understand?

“So, how much does something like that cost? I’m just asking. For a friend.”

Blood Jort

I don’t really blame the guy. It must’ve been tough growing up being made out of softball.

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

Reminder: Josh Hamilton Is Still Out Here Doing Dope, Baseball Things

O-fer Blanco

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

Don't act like this was his only offense. He also accepted free food at a soup kitchen.