Watch out for your kids around the Onelinerman as well. Next thing you know, wives will be disappearing in droves.

I understand baseball has changed in the last 15 years or so, but it wasn't too long ago that we didn't mind if a guy couldn't hit a lick as long as he played short.

Right, Tom.

Mario Balotelli does thing three things.

Dungy's real problem with Sam is that he needs to get him out of the way in order to steal the ring back from Frodo.

What the heck? Baseball is AMERICA'S Pastime . . . De Gaulle of this guy . . .

I think people making the " people making the change the mascot to a potato joke should be arrested" joke need to realize that this one is kind of spuddering out.

Field of Dreams About Jacoby Ellsbury's bu . . . Chicks. Dreams About Chicks.

Not to spoil anything for those who haven't seen the movie, but the climax, in which Matthau gets away by attaching balloons to his house, is an absolute cinematic marvel.

Let's just honor our nation's past . . . how about the Washington Jacksons?

"It's not so much the first one I that miss, it's generally shots 10-through-12"

Trojan, hoarse.

"Bullshit dump" my ass!

Lonnie Chisenall Was Playing with Cheat Codes Last Night

In this world, nothing is ever more important than the brand identity and the corporate partnerships of the NFL and its teams, and players who forget that need to be put in their place.

Then I gave him a hat, scarf and glove set to mail (because he was going to the post office and I don't have a car)

Yeah, Fetes!

I get it. Biting your teammates is bad. But Boras is the last person who should be lectering anyone on proper clubhouse etiquette.

The Day after Tomorrow Looks Like a Pizza Night

Donaghy said he regretted the whole affair, not so much because of the splintered friendship between he and Crawford, but more because if he had just carried Joey into the fourth round, Donaghy's dive would have net him a a nice windfall.