In quasi-related news, Manning's former teammate Tyler Sash is also adjusting to his new confines, but could really do without the daily McCavity search.

To be fair, if he really was scouting for basketball talent south of the border like he said, Mr. Malone could have picked a spot where he had a little better view of the on-court action.

Love or Basketball

It's been a while since we've seen Rick Ankylosaurus on the mound. He still has some control issues, though.

[meh]

Funny. I heard the Cubs reached out, but it was Sosa that had no pinterest in mending those fences.

Jackson should shed the pounds soon enough. He's got an uphill climb ahead of him . . .

Pelenormal Activity

Not only does Austin endorse gay weddings, he also said he wouldn't be opposed to officiating one. Or at least being The Ringmaster.

Due to the unexpected and macabre turn, it was strongly suggested that, moving forward, Mad Libs would be a no-go at all future Buffalo Bills slumber parties.

Wayans Brothers' Jokes Probably Fail to be Subtle in New Wayans Movie

Kind of an odd choice for a Clippers' fan.

To be fair, the fire was under control until the Met relievers got involved.

Assessing penalties became troublesome for the officials once the distinction between "first responder" and "third man in" got blurred.

It's no surprise to see Keith capturing the Cretan Bull here. Sure it's an oft-told story that's as old as time, but Hernandez is certainly no stranger to Grecian Formula.

Arkansas Minor League Team Introduces Redneck Possum Mascot, Residents Stew

Here is a Person Playing Django Who Doesn't Know How to Play Django.

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He's simply named after his father's penchant for coming undone.