OK, but there's just one more thing we want to know: What was the joke?

I think you missed the point.

Luckily, EA Sports prevailed in their fight to keep multi-player alive even after the retirement of Herschel Walker.

Personally, I think it's a doppleganger, but it sure would have been nice if someone could have passed for Francis during his playing days.

C'mon Barry. I think we can all agree that when it comes to toughness, hockey players like Clint Malarchuk are definitely a cut above the rest. Guys like Kevin Ware really don't have a leg to stand on here.

By the time Jay Cutler's tour with Sugar Ray ended, finding something to do with his hands was no longer a problem.

So Verlander brought the gator into the locker room? I was under the impression that it just kinda caiman on its own.

+1

I have no idea if that Star Wars quote at the end is this guy's email signature, or if he just thought that would be the perfect zinger to end his scathing rant with.

This isn't unprecedented. Back in 1998, Michael Irving similarly performed a sharp barbershop number for Everett McIver.

His biggest problem isn't going to be his lack of athleticism. Mariners' brass just wonder how the pitchers will feel when he keeps on calling for more sliders.

The dejected raccoon soon left after realizing he'd taken a wrong turn on his way to Port St. Lucie.

oof . . . +1

This is surprising to me considering the fact that, from the looks of it, this guy mostly associated with Riff-Raff.

This win by Kotsenburg looks like it's going to usher in a new era of snowboarding.

I'm no expert on contractual procedures for the coaching staff, but I don't think that putting him on micro-waivers was an option.

This is—well, it's straight out of the Redskins PR playbook

Kane actually owes much of his facetime on Deadspin to Old Grand-dad.