People who meet online often have to defend themselves to those who have more old-fashioned sensibilities. But these relationships DO last.

Wii bowling leagues are SRS BSNS.

Luckily, Braves fans were able to recognize the typo right away. Nobody thought for a second that Upton hit a double.

Barky Cianfrocco?

Lackey also shed 15 or 20 pounds before the season began

ha. +1

The Son Also Rises To A Head Coaching Position And, Like His Father, Can't Run An Offense

The Yankees are Paying $95 Million For A Whole Lot Of Nothing

Slay-dy Bugs

I Hopi realizes what a PR nightmare this is going to be.

Glute Rockne; All-American

One viewer was mad at CBS for cutting away from Andy Murray's third-set tiebreak victory in order to show the start of the day's hoops, writing "this reminds me very much of the Heidi Bowl."

+1

Fear and Loathing and Lost Penis

"He was stiff, motionless, one of the police officers came back later and said it looked the guy had been shot somewhere else and dumped here.”

New-Wave Band Le Bon is The Best Le Bon

Kinda weird timing for me reading that article. Went a little too hard at a thursday night cocktail hour and overslept this morning and cruised to the office without showering. Just extra deodorant, quick rubdown of the pits/face area.

Interestingly enough, the same sickness that led to his downfall made him one damn good editor. Ablanalp was never one to overlook a stray period.

Magnum G.I.

Behold the first single from Queeg Destroyer, "One Madman, Two ball bearings."