After seeing those tapes though, I think every one agrees that you just can't run A Team that way in this day and age.

+1

Triple-A Manager Just Plops Himself Down in the Infield After Ejection

I hate to be this guy (The I have a friend who . . .guy). And I'm not sure if this was mentioned by anyone.

"And THAT'S what I thought of Greenberg!"

Septic Pride

The only other time in MLB history brothers went back-to-back was when Lloyd and Paul Waner did it on Sept. 15, 1938.

This one kinda has me rethinking China's position:

Not being a drug guy, I don't know how many grams of heroin it takes to kill someone, but I'd figure four would do the trick.

Shame

These are not the arguments you're looking for . . .

I mean, it's still spring training. I don't think there's cause for concern just because Verlander happens to surrender a schlongball or two . . .

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For reference, Chipper's number is 280 mg/dL, but he's quick to point out that it's the GOOD type of cholesterol.

+1

It's implied that the fan was Driven to Tears

I wouldn't worry about him. If it came down to it, I'm sure Scottie would be more than willing to take a shot for Toni.

I haven't been following the story, but have there also been civil charges filed in this case? You have to figure that Champion's family could stand to Souza-mbody, or even the school.