There's another reason he was swimming away from the shore

she was spreading the ashes of her mother, ex-wife of her qb coach dad, who, upon hearing she wouldn't be going to the super bowl, got into the family wagon, closed the garage door, and turned the key.

you missed the creepiest element

i know it was less than many, but, just for the record, what was the precise number of young boys that you did, in fact, rape?

this is amazing

genius

i'm not sure the naked cowboy's new act is gonna charm the folks in times square

no way these guys are locals

sounds like he'd be a lot of fun to spend 7 and a half hours with on a hot summer day

wow

+2

for the 45 seconds he stands over the ball at address without waggling or moving in any way, you can practically hear the 25 point pre-swing checklist he's going over in his head

omg

+1

Amazing that Tony Parker can play point guard in the NBA while moonlighting as Barcelona's coach

you're a mean one

i'll also admit that i have absolutely no idea how to spell bouyancy

i guess i'll be the one who comes out and says it

the uk neaderthally released the guy who did it a couple of months ago

though i'm a little late to this party, and i agree with nate straight down the line on every pertinent point he made, i think it's important to highlight the following which has, somehow, gone undiscussed...