Attempts to recall a similar instance where a slightly-premature celebration was penalized are escaping us.

Hey! That TV station stole the graphics I designed on my Commodore 64!

Just because Riley cooper is white doesn’t mean he's a slot receiver...racist

I am the imp of the diamond. I am the chief trickster of swingball. I will fool the men in the pressed slacks and bend their mind with my foibles. Look over here at what I have in this hand, Rule King. Oh no, friend. It was what I had over here in this hand, the one I didn’t want you to spy with your pig’s eyes, that…

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

He's lost his confidence. In golf, once that's gone, you suck.

Those Xs were actually supposed to go over his eyes as a tribute to the New York Knicks.

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

Talk about clickbait. I came here looking for a Jets article.

This woman's being melodramatic. This is actually pretty tame in terms of Challenger explosions.

Jesus; she's old enough to be his mother...

Assplay Like A Champion Today

Things got awkward when talking about their favorite position, as they both answered "receiver".

He should have been a Gentleman and blocked her. That is what Gallant would have done.

I'll see myself out.

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

Trotter? He fucking punched her!

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

If the NFL's consistent position was "Look, we're not going to concern ourselves with our player's off the field conduct. We'll let the justice system handle off-field incidents of bad behavior. We'll only concern ourselves with discipline for matters affecting NFL play, like dirty hits and PED's," that'd be fine. …

Are artichokes and avocados different??? Really?