If you think there was anything inadvertent about this, then you’ve never even played a game of pick up.

Brother Ginger tried to kill a man.
I don’t know why.

Someone put another smile on his forehead

Never happened.
There hasn't been a stripper yet who would ever waste good drugs on a mark

you spelled Nix wrong

Hear, hear, Radar.
Score one for those of us who prefer their molestation reports less horrible

I'm waiting tables at a popular spot, high end spot in East Hampton, NY. Late on a Saturday shift, at the height of the summer, I'm lucky enough to get the last table for the evening sat in my section.

60 ish, wealthy, silver-haired guy with his mid 20's, rail thin, big fake boobs date.

I drink them and special them…

The absolute best part is the guy on the sound FX in the Studio waits till the first person, the 12 year old kid, gives an answer - the correct answer - and hits the gameshow style buzzer signifying a wrong answer.

They were licking their chops so much, they didn't even listen to the words that were being said in…

as in most cases, Rich already did it, and did it better

Funny thing is when I take one in the stones, I generally shout "AJ PIERZYNSKI"

Hey, Miami Heat local game announcers?
Try and make sure you can at least get some net at the zenith of your vertical before you wear those championship rings outside your condo.

-20,000 leagues

I suppose one could defend the shitty call by saying Lowry created the contact.
But the T is indefensible.
And, the fact that it's a second T, and with less than a minute left in a close game, means that some ref wanted to Crawford this game.
So, he did.

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This is the best piece of sportswriting I've ever read.

What's the rumpus?
Kid got smoked no matter how he spelled it.

It's been true my whole life that what constitutes a foul - or an an infraction or any reason for a referee to blow a whistle - in the first 40 minutes of a game does not automatically qualify it for the last 5.

I watched the game last night, grateful for the first time in 20 years that I am a Knick fan, and as such…

Like I say, call the charge, but the bucket counts if it's out of his hands before he makes contact with the defensive player.

homer call on the offensive foul prior to bron bron's winner.

i stand corrected