@Phintastic: fin

@SpellingNazi: actually, i killed my bottom a few weeks ago, but it

HE'S GAY?????

@jaxun: nice call

From the Times

The best part is when the color commentator ended the fifth slo-mo replay with, "Muy mal."

@Sheed's Bald Spot: +5

Nice seats, Uecker.

As bad as Roger Daltrey sounds, there was a time when he could sing on key, unlike the chick who sang the National Anthem.

also, tragically

news flash