I can't believe you chose Bearshar al Assad

Is anyone going to be sober enough to care?

It did have a great orcastra.

Apparently the formula is: (Cheerleaders + Stuff)*Youtube = Deadspin content

Gregggg is probably off this week after his notebook exploded during the Ravens-Vikings game.

"We as a culture need a new word for photobombs where the picture-taker is aware of the bombings, and also for selfies that include another person."

Slam Derp

Elmore Leonard indeed, this one titled, "Get Sporty"

Cretans approve. +1

Here's my scientific representation of the Redskins season.

Well sure, but I think it's also pretty obvious that the chances of the USMNT getting something out this game improve appreciably if Germany rests its starters.

So effectively, the model puts Germany through and gives the three other sides a nearly equal chance of progressing...

• porn can take you "somewhere that you weren't expecting to go."

What odds - laughs at own joke - Nate Silver is sabotaging the dudes at ESPN he was hired to replace?

"it's just a ranking of comedically rewarding fits."

I would guess that this weekend is a European international soccer weekend, meaning no Sunday soccer games in any of the top euro leagues. If so, the real aim is to target the European soccer audience, which will be idle on this day. This would be smart... trying to go head-to-head with the top soccer leagues in their…

Some have gotten old, some I think haven't. Like this:

Same question came up four weeks ago. The Bot in this model hands out a lot of extra cookies for turnovers, and that's what stops Chicago from falling through the floor.

I'm just getting to the managing kids' expectation stage. My strategy at the moment is to say make a list to Santa, if you don't get stuff on your list, blame the fat guy in the red suit.

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