Rush Limbaugh?

I won't believe this till I see The Onion's report on the story.

Ok, so the Yanks business model today is:

I'm no expert of this stuff, but three things were already clear:

Proving #5, I see. DAMN YOU JUSTSOMEDUDE1313!

You know what they say, you need tight ends for a wedge formation.

List of things which suck:

"Peyton's apparently one of those who doesn't understand how to use quotation marks."

Madden now handing out actual taunting penalties? Oh..kay then.

Oh Bleacher report, your attention to detail is floorless.

Victory Yosef looks like he wants to get shot at the theater.

Guy with Italian heritage watches train running on time... not sure I like that picture of the future.

In the effort to prove intent, may I suggest counsel refer to Tomlin's shit-eating grin.

That's the face of a man who just lost a game of Rock Paper Scissors.

Where's apple crumble? That was like the best thing that happened yesterday, officially validated as having kicked pumpkin pie in the keister, and now what? Who retired apple crumble? Did it get hit by a car?

I'm trying to sell my vote. Do I "get" the site?

So anyone who votes no has to spend the holidays with in-laws? Ouch.

Fuck this guy, so I'm conflicted again.

Nice try, we know you sold your vote to one of the BBWA members.

How far can you punt a turkey?