"White Powder!"

-Riley Cooper

What the fuck? Dad told me football was going to live at a farm upcountry!

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it is like getting on an airplane, except you jerk off at your computer while watching porn.

Schiano's megalomania vs. Cutler's apparent not giving a shit is the perfect unstoppable force meets immovable object for the modern NFL.

I agree, he played a marvelous first base.

I'm glad we don't have any me-first prima donnas in our comment section.

Was that thing not friggin' incredible? I'm a grown-ass man now and I still kind of want to buy one off eBay just to finally get to put it together and watch it go.

Wait a minute...you just said it was 1st down!!

I freaking LOVE this. Battlefield/Call of Duty, the ball is in your court. Whenever someone says "fag" "gay" "noob" etc. make them run around naked and unarmed for ten minutes.

I hope your entire head falls off.

I'm conflicted on how to vote... if only there were some other commenters here to moralize to me & others about how we don't "get" the site the same way they do if we vote no...

Before voting for Vodka Samm, watch this story on the aftermath. Then vote “no”. Then go vote "yes" for Rocket Frog.

Too soon.

Somewhat alternate parity.

They were going to pull the classic "you got traded" prank but they decided it would be too cruel when he finds out he is still in Cleveland.

Rocket Frog.

You slap sauce and cheese on a crust and I'm gonna eat it but what Chicagoans call pizza is really more of a casserole with a crust. So, "fucking not-pizza" is correct.