If you lose a game 7 in the first period you didn’t deserve to be there in the first place.

Both of Wilson’s feet are off the ice and the principle point of contact is the head. If you defend that hit you’re as big a piece of human dogshit as Wilson is.

It was predetermined as soon the Caps best Columbus.

It wouldn’t have been a goal had the ref called it inconclusive before going for the review, but he said he 100% called it no goal, & therefore since they (claim they) couldn’t tell it went in they couldn’t overturn the call on the ice. Or something. Whatever, it was a goal.

I don’t think that it made a “hockey move”, so, no goal.

Like its going to make a Tinker’s Damn of difference in the eventual outcome of the series.

But I’m told the NHL is in bed with the Penguins and will do anything for them to win. How can this be?

None of them.

Next question

Since my Leafs will be knocked out on Thursday, and since Crosby’s my favourite player, and since I can’t enjoy other people’s happiness and if I’m miserable you should be too, I’m now pulling for a 3peat. It would make SO many people SO mad that I just kinda wanna see it happen.

Sorcery? Or the kind of white magic that Pens fans are treated to on a regular basis?

They got it wrong. Once you go track you never go back, but the advantages of trackballs are mitigated when the ball is thumb-driven compared to the vastly more comfortable and ergonomic finger-driven ball.

They got it wrong. Once you go track you never go back, but the advantages of trackballs are mitigated when the ball…

Ahh. So she is! Wasn’t around much last week.

All politicians are for sale to the highest bidder.

You have a very narrow definition of sport if “defense” is the only requirement. Even if that’s the weird stance you want to take, then curling counts because you can defend by positioning your stone to block the opponent from hitting a reaching a particular spot.

So by that logic, neither running nor swimming are sports either?

“what a waste of cargo space”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Was it Collingsworth or Al Michaels who said this game was just as good as Justin Timberlake’s halftime performance? I was wondering what kind of crack they were handing out at the buffet station when I heard that horseshit.

“What is Offensive Holding?” needs to replace “what’s a catch?”

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”