I went down a rabbit hole not long ago on fast food Twitter accounts. Arby's had the best tagline by far, "We Have the Tweets!"

Oktoberfest is a lager. 

In other news related to White Castle, the Scottsdale Sewer Authority was overrun with waste by so many people flushing their toilets at once.

If I had to guess, very little was wasted from kills back then.

Ranch should be banished from the universe! Ketchup mixed with sriracha is great as is spicy mustard and mayo just may be the perfect condiment. It's even better mixed with chipolte.

Ranch should be banished from the universe! Ketchup mixed with sriracha is great as is spicy mustard and mayo just…

It's not my fault all of you people are wrong.

It's not my fault all of you people are wrong.

Its not a beautiful thing, it's disgusting. Terrible texture and overwhelming gross peanut flavor. 

Its not a beautiful thing, it's disgusting. Terrible texture and overwhelming gross peanut flavor. 

If I'm going to wreck my palate with spicy wings I'm going all in with a nice DIPA.

The horror!

Peanut butter is disgusting.

Peanut butter is disgusting.

Yeah, it's such a great style and there's so few out there. I brewed up one of my own not long ago since they're so hard to find 

It was and it was flagged.

Why did it draw a flag if you think it was legal?

I can just picture Trump’s tiny little fingers mashing that Tweet button and then screaming, “Rudy! Rudy! Fix my goddamn Twitter!”

“sodium benzoate inhibits the growth of yeast, mold and nasty bacteria that could grow and thrive in acidic conditions."

Lots of people, it was a real supermarket.

No mention of Dalton’s “Filthy Brady” audible? You let me down Deadspin.

She's just a tender who knows how to play the game for tips. Not that there's anything wrong with that but don't read more into it than that.

While I get your sarcasm, tire levers and a pump wouldn’t do any good to fix a tubular tire.

XFL on line one!