It really is. It’s like the Carp (trashy-bottom feeder) of the nut family.

It really is. It’s like the Carp (trashy-bottom feeder) of the nut family.

My money is on the Apple Dumpling Gang

Actually Ramsey didn’t. The Lyin’ media would have you think he did, but actually he did not! In fact, lots of people, and I know smart people. Tough people too. Some of the tou-some of the smartest people I know. Smart people, tough as nails. You don’t jus-You don’t just want a tough guy you know? They gotta be smart…

Where do you go that asks “every few minutes”? Usually once the food comes, the server might come by and ask how it is, and then 30 minutes later ask about refills and a check. I’ve never had a server constantly hound me like that.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Pepsi needs all the help it can get. 

“and focus on, you know, making beer.”

Nacho Cheese is the superior flavor. It is the gold standard of flavored chips, it is abundant, direct, it has nuance but never betrays its original character, it is even a wonderful color. It does all this without even tasting that much like traditional nacho cheese, yet still being incredibly delicious and…

I live two blocks from a Chipotle my ownself and I have never experienced lettuce in my burrito, nor have I at Qdoba or Taco Del Mar.

Global Warming

I thought it was 62 miles

Don’t it alvays seem to go
Zat you don’t know vat you’ve got ‘til it’s gone
Zey paved paradise
Und put up ein parking lot

Is this Joel??

The title of the article contains major error: DOF is a measure of how much of “field” is in focus - the app in question cannot add any depth, but selctively remove some.

Don’t.

Antonio Brown: Gets feelings hurt, skips practice, skips what amounts to a playoff game, skips exit interviews, doesn’t return any texts/calls from Steelers.

Na, that’s still really bad.

Starred for your inconceivably awesome screen name. :)

COTD

I always thought the Kizashi was a handsome car.