I cant stand Sabine. I know she has a racing pedigree from here to the moon and she is a ring goddess, but god is her delivery is painful as fuck to listen to.

If you need a video to tell you when to wash your clothes, I have no idea how you function in society.

Came here to bitch about this lame hack. Happy I was beaten to the punch. Who the hell has such poor knife skills that it’s easier to clean a cooling rack than a knife.

Did you just start watching football? This isn’t the first time Newtons been like this, just look at how he responded to criticism in his first couple of years in the NFL. The “dummy” that you saw during the press conference is his true self.

Cam moved like I do when I spot a free piece of pizza and then realize it’s from Papa John’s.

The guy had a terrible performance. That’s not a “narrative.” It’s a fact.

Sometimes I’ll drop a bit of food and it’ll roll down my chest and bounce off the couch and then come to a rest on the carpet and my muscles will twitch like I’m gonna grab it before I forget about it but then I go slack and I keep eating the quesalupa because nothing matters.

I wonder if he could hear Jay Leno making jokes on the other side of the curtain when he decided to walk off.

First off, thank you for your service, but NO, no one should have to apologize for you having to do your job. Don’t like it? Get a new job where the owner won’t open the doors during the ongoing apocalypse. Sucks that your boss is a jerk but if your establishment is willing to take delivery orders during this crap…

What would be the point? The NFL calls are made due to actions, not results. The penalty would have been the same if Brown hadn’t been knocked out because an illegal hit is an illegal hit. There is no benefit to faking it. Also, it’s not considered acceptable behavior to do such a thing, so Brown’s reputation would be…

In this particular case it was a shitbird thing for Pacman Jones to do. Any sane person could see that Brown was literally knocked-out by the time he hit the turf.

Most psychopaths are valuable contributors to society. FBI undercover agents, CEOs, politicians, scientists. A lot of jobs are great if you need high risk, low empathy environments.

Steelers fan so there is some bias but:

Can’t we just drink Jolly Pumpkin and pretend it’s pumpkin flavored instead?

Actually, no. With parents today, kids don’t know they aren’t good at their activities and giving them trophies for participation only propagates the idea that everyone is a winner and that everyone is a special snowflake. Yes kids know, but here’s a ribbon just to throw it in your face some more.

So you think two-ounce samples at beer fests are the proper way to evaluate a beer? You think rolling through a beer fest and humping untappd all day is the best way to increase your knowledge? You’re a dumdum. Beer pros know that fests are meant for fun, not for work.

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