My dog’s name is Jake. Sadly, his bowl isn’t personalized.

I don’t often star comments but when I do they have to be this good.

I once saw a lady take a bite of a peach and put it back in the pile. I assume she didn’t like it.

People like you embody everything that is wrong with this world.

.....without a Penguin in sight.

Not to mention the other goalie gave up two goals as well.

Good, fuck the Preds.

Is that a hard G or a soft G? You know, like in gif.

I guess only a Caps fan can get that excited over a 2nd round win.

My friend likes the wasabi, she puts it in the soy sauce. Plus the chefs at our regular place would give us all the wasabi we want anyway so it’s not a deal breaker.

It’s called follow through. He wouldn’t have left his feet and ended up on the bench if he didn’t launch.

Might want to get that eye glass prescription renewed.

You know how everyone always says put the phone down and live in the moment? I blame replay review for that. Replay makes living in the moment impossible.

Short answer. No.

Could be worse, it might have been ketchup.

I’m pretty sure all sushi served in the US has to be frozen by law for just that reason.

My sushi eating friend doesn’t like the ginger so I get it all. We should probably be dating.

This is the correct answer.

GTFOH with those facts, you’re messing with the agenda!

Yeah, fuck you too.