Yeah, ya know what? Fuck you.

Thats why you buy two. One to open and one to display. You can thank me later.

No ignorance there, that just goes against the spin laid out here by writers and commenters alike. For all we know, Ryan asked to announce the pick and I wouldn’t doubt he did.

Please explain how a Margarita is not a basic mixed drink. It should also be #1 on that godforsaken list.

Shazier is/was a linebacker. The player selected was a safety. You do know that the two positions are different, right?

MAGA!!

There’s a delivery charge and delivery tax on there so it doesn’t look like this was for table service.

After reading all the negative comments about IPAs in this post I’ve come to the conclusion that IPA haters are worse than vegans with their opinions.

What happens when you use her makeup?

It doesn’t have turtles humping either. Completely useless website.

The real enemy here is the wood. Cover that shit up with vinyl siding pronto.

Could be worse, I mean, John Taffer is still on TV.

I didn’t read it, only read the headline. Didn’t watch the video either. Did I confuse you when I complained that no one cares about soccer and there’s not enough hockey coverage here?

Or, ya know, maybe the other team could have forfieted when it was 30-0.

A cup of coffee and a cigarette will have any kid shitting in no time.

You guys need to do more hockey stories. No one cares about soccer.

Wouldn’t cooking the eggs a little more kill the salmonella?

5: There’s no chance of the cord getting wrapped around your balls when watching porn. (This may be a negative for some people, you’re mileage may vary)

5: There’s no chance of the cord getting wrapped around your balls when watching porn. (This may be a negative for…

Pruning books? What’s next, burning them? Blasphemy!!

John Snowball