Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

It’s a bit different because of the minority/majority aspect. A person of color in the Americas is still in the minority. In Sri Lanka, most people are brown so it doesm’t seem out of place like it would here.

wait, you think Brazil is the one looking bad here? lol ok

“In 2016, salt was in such short supply that some people actually created their own.”

The big Facebook repost I’m seeing from my Hillary-hating “friends” is that it’s wonderful that Trump gives no shits and speaks his mind, and that we should have more of that in politics.

Yeah, I had the satisfaction of reading this aloud to the room immediately after seeing the result. We decided that henceforth Olympic pools should be precision milled from solid blocks of Invar. Problem solved!

New Deadspin sucks. Where's the snark and bears in this article???

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

This argument hinges on a couple of prospects that have not been borne out in reality:

1.) A person carrying a long gun on public transit (as you correctly point out, most folks bearing concealed and open-carry permits carry handguns). A long arm is not necessarily an assault weapon (meaning it has a setting apart from…

“He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a slimy con man.”

That's a sick burn from Cecile Richards. Fuck this dude. Seriously.

This whole Norman Reedus thing is a ruse. Death Stranding will be a stealth game starring Hideo Kojima, where you must infiltrate E3 to announce Death Stranding.

“Even when going to the bathroom, I had to go to a separate restroom,” he said.

Those are his Bad News Jeans

Seems like it would undermine the whole purpose of a drug test. At that point what would prevent both fighters signing releases so they could each dope up to the gills?

I totally underestimated Dana White. I thought his jeans would be bedazzled.

The controller is....I dunno, kinda okay...I guess.

That console, though, Jesus Christ....that’s got to be the single ugliest special edition console I have ever seen.

Shame.....shame.....shame.....shame....

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

I guess people forget that tacking -gate on the end of a scandal is a reference back to watergate?