I didn’t even have to press play and it’s stuck in my head. You bastard.

I was seriously thinking that we need a list of all of the Gawker Media Trump descriptions. I like your idea better!

I looked up Elena Ferrante’s identity and still don’t know who she is.

Thank you for this deep and insightful comment.

Some OTHER people want to be on the radio.

You’re forgetting Breath Of The Wild.

Looks like he doesn’t capitalize anything and just lets the phone’s autocorrect do it’s thing.

The only thing capitalized are names that the phone would recognize, the word “Mr.” (which my phone capitalizes for me), and any word at the start of a sentence.

It’s a play on an old (and very un-PC) joke:

Q: What’s the difference between a group of circus midgets and a women’s track team?

A: One’s a bunch of cunning runts.


It’s a joke I haven’t told since I was a teenager because it’s just horribly wrong.

Slightly?

Everybody in that picture looks as if mom just walked in on them doing something they shouldn’t.

“Are you beheading the neighbors again?”

“No?”

“Don’t lie to me! What’s the sword for?”

“Beheading.”

“You get inside right this instant, young man!”

I didn’t back this and I see it as a must-buy for handheld. I’ll wait patiently.

YouTube once showed me ads for bovine sperm collection equipment for a straight month. To this day I have NO CLUE what spawned that.

Didn’t they tell us it would be a 2016 title for Wii U? For fuck sake, it’s all lies. I am so frustrated by this.

“She can’t see me, but I can,

I know Rachel and Jimmy- who are the other two?

What’s “yuck” about it? I’m genuinely curious.

Why are we entitled to an explanation? We’re not. Valve (just like any other company) has internal standards and procedures that they follow. End of story.

“I have to move my hand to play this game??!?!?!”

Good God....

Sorry to have blown your phone up. Fortunately, I got one on release day.

Thank you for your hard work and patience with excited gamers!

I got them just a couple of weeks ago on Amazon for 29.95.