The Dark Tower really should be a HBO series, not a watered down 90 minute summer flick

Now the people who have sacked Patrick have themselves been sacked due to incompetence

the flame-breathing magical lizards hired to replace the earlier flame breathing magical lizards who were sacked after being killed by a ballista wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

Comcast and AT&T are expanding their gigabit internet offerings at breakneck speed.

I’d request an immediate recoma.

They deliberately made it with 2 cables because it looks like squid. Imagine what would it look like with only 1 cable? Not squid, that’s what.

Sounds like you just don’t like JRPGs.

Which makes you wonder how safe this juice is to begin with.

“His parents grudgingly signed the forms, and McSorley travelled just across the B.C. border to Blaine, Wash., to enlist in the U.S. army, which was accepting anyone who came through the door.”

I love that in some people’s minds Mario Kart is supposed to be hardcore.

Yeah, thanks 99.99% of the people playing Mario Kart.

You need a lot of help.

This sounds like an environmentally friendly way for me to get rid of those dead hookers in my trunk.

If you weren’t here complaining that there was yakety sax, someone else would be complaining that there wasn’t.

Yakety Sax was a nice touch but doesn’t really scream serious academics to me.

That photo with Ellen is pretty nauseating. Remember that he doesn’t think she deserves the right to marry...

I know it is inaccurate to view all Republican politicians and lawmakers as secret pedophiles, but it is really, really hard to remember that when things like this keep on happening.

Your attempts to vindicate the patriarchy are both honorable and commendable. Don’t let people criticize aggressive men in positions of power, lest these girls start thinking they are powerful themselves.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Frederick Douglass died in 1895.