The Dark Tower really should be a HBO series, not a watered down 90 minute summer flick

Now the people who have sacked Patrick have themselves been sacked due to incompetence

the flame-breathing magical lizards hired to replace the earlier flame breathing magical lizards who were sacked after being killed by a ballista wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

I’d request an immediate recoma.

They deliberately made it with 2 cables because it looks like squid. Imagine what would it look like with only 1 cable? Not squid, that’s what.

Sounds like you just don’t like JRPGs.

I love that in some people’s minds Mario Kart is supposed to be hardcore.

Yeah, thanks 99.99% of the people playing Mario Kart.

That photo with Ellen is pretty nauseating. Remember that he doesn’t think she deserves the right to marry...

I know it is inaccurate to view all Republican politicians and lawmakers as secret pedophiles, but it is really, really hard to remember that when things like this keep on happening.

Your attempts to vindicate the patriarchy are both honorable and commendable. Don’t let people criticize aggressive men in positions of power, lest these girls start thinking they are powerful themselves.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Frederick Douglass died in 1895.

Eh, he’s got a point.

They are God’s children caught in a culture of country music...

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

To his point, I just put “Hustle Hard” by Ace Hood on my workout playlist and I’ve been doing drugs and acting promiscuously since.

They are God’s children caught in a culture of rap...

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.

Yes, and he even perved on *teen* pageant contestants.