thank you for this important reminder

Unappreciated by whom, Joanna? By you and the rest of the media? Because unlike you elitists, honest, hardworking Americans have been appreciating the hell out of that table for years.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Yeah, you threw it in the garbage.

I’ve been avoiding these stories, because they’re too hopeful and 2016 has taught me that hope is lost.

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…

The culture of censorship surrounding unpopular opinions by the left has always been oppression.

you know what i will miss most about obama?

It seems weird to me that a candidate would wait in line. Campaigning is generally not allowed inside of polling places. In DC, if you’re wearing a pin for a candidate, you have to remove it, for example. So the actual candidate being inside of the polling place would seem to violate the spirit of “no campaigning”.…

It’s so wrong, yet at the same time, so right.

ugh

Curiously, Melania Trump was not part of the photo

Mission accomplished.

*phht!* I still got that song on regular rotation.

As much as I want to scold Japan for a fad like this, I need to remember that I kinda sorta liked Mambo No. 5 in the 90s.

Did you just all lives matter me

Are you the kind of person who is upset that the PS4 can’t output 60FPS at 4K?

Do you suffer anytime Minecraft dips under 200FPS?

Do you have seizures whenever a game has the audacity to run at 30FPS?

Do you cry yourself to sleep at night because your game stuttered in a way that requires you to analyze it frame-by-frame…

Sure, but now that we’re all old and have bad backs, it’s a lot harder to sit on the floor 5 feet away from our TVs.

Good. Now all the youngin’s will see how it was like to play with corded controllers. Back in my day...