Well... it didn't say anything about swearing not to pirate the certificate. You need a second certificate for that.

2nd to last paragraph bud.

Spoiler for the DLC: You end up getting lost and googling anyway.

“I could buy this house, I don’t fucking need you.”

They also said Nintendo’s e3 was from 14 - 16. Nothing was changed in terms of their plans. Your headline is still erroneous. When they said Treehouse Live was a day of Zelda, that was for the 14th. You managed to forget that there were still two more days left that no one knew what was going to happen until Nintendo…

while you are correct, remember that kotaku writers can never admit they are wrong so...

Yeah, that says their kickoff show will be a day of Treehouse Zelda coverage. Which is still happening. It doesn’t say “this will be the only game/event”.

It says it’s kicking off E3 with an entire day of Zelda coverage. Huh, this doesn’t actually say that’s all they’ll be showing for E3. Did they say such in a later press release or anything?

Nintendo didn’t change anything. They said that Zelda would be the main focus and only playable game, but they didn’t say it would be the only game shown.

actually

I was going to give a reasoned response. I changed my mind. Fuck off dude. Seriously. Don’t go around belittling how other people feel because they are worried about their kids. It makes you look like an asshole.

You just need the right tool for the job.

I was being generous.

This is probably Ludacris’s boilerplate contract ride for when he tours. A lot of bands ask for stuff like toiletries and clean underwear when they tour, because, being on a bus and going directly from show to show, the venues are often the only chance they have to shower for long stretches between hotel stays.

1 loaf of whole grain bread with the most amount of grains?

Oh, he wants Trump Bread. The classiest, grainiest bread on the market. No Mexican buyers, please.

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.

They’re just so. damn. happy.

YOU’VE DONE THIS BEFORE????

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

I’m getting this tattooed on my wrist today at 2pm.