NetEase reports (via The Nanfang) that the add-on floors' extra weight could be causing structural fractures in the building.

Washington Pigskins. Bam! Only 3 letters to change, the shorthand 'Skins can be kept, heck you can basically have the same logo (just change the headdress into an old leather helmet). You're welcome, Snyder.

Washington Trolls seems about right at this point.

Points for listing viable alternatives. I am loving the "Washington Hippogriffs", it would be the coolest logo and would really appeal to the Merovingian demographic.

Arsenioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hall!!!

Tina Fey wouldn't go "head to head" with her former Weekend Update partner, would she?

Whoever gets it, they need an after show - Talking Talk? - with Hardwick

They need to bring Jay Leno in. You know he's itching to pull a Brett Favre.

Nah, SYG applies to lethal intent. His inner Galifianakis and Lebowski were no match for airsport.

This was a joke by a stand up comedian at least a decade before it was a meme.

My favorite are the "dud" sheep that casually walk out like it's Tuesday.

See above. The FCC actually has a lot of information on their website; just go there and do a search on "OTARD". Which is a terrible slur, and really should be called "Beam-down Syndrome". But I digress.

I sent a three-page letter to the association that was basically a legal brief spelling out exactly how screwed they'd be if they tried to enforce the regulation against me. (I'm a tax attorney, but I can still write me a brief when I have to...) And I made them an offer they couldn't refuse — leave me alone and…

You can basically insert the name of any media release or product there, and it would still be accurate. Most products are made to make money.

So if there is a story driven campaign, will we finally find out why these birds are so angry? Obviously that would have a huge effect on the extended Angry Birds Universe and could cause me to make huge changes to my forthcoming fanfic.

You speak the truth. They are kinda screaming to be turned into RPG classes.

In a way, a turn-based RPG kind of works for Angry Birds since each bird has their own identity.

Did you just flip a table in my comments section?

Well, "Angry Birds" was never about the physics crashing game in the first place, it was always, "shit, these character designs are awesome... so, what are we gonna put them in?" that's my understanding.

Two weeks from now this comment wish will have come true.