"We couldn't possibly run down all the dignitaries who appear in this bit..."

Do you really have to ask that? It is Sochi...just sayi—

WHAT THE BONK ARE YOU THINKING? WHO THE DUMP-BUMP DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? WHERE WOULD A MOTHERPLUMPING BUS COME FROM INSIDE A FATHERFROTTAGING OLYMPIC SKATING FACILITY, YOU NANA-SHRIMPING GREYED-OUT MOUTH-BREATHING—

Because things could get a little chilly bet—

I just hope that any friction between the two is minim—

Hey, at least Park isn't beating herself up about the matter; she certainly seems inclined to let it slid—

[Clipped from behind by Shame]
[Passed by Chagrin and Self-Loathing]

How'd she succeed in figure skating if she never learned to skate backwards?

you should answer for your own hang-ups

Cannibalism needs to be added to the game. If I'm starving and need sustenance, well, killing someone would seem like less of a dick move. I'm never one to fire the first shot in these games, but if I can take a bite out of you....

You have learned well my son.

Hey everyone, I'm here in the heartland today, Leavenworth, Kansas.

Interesting. I've always assumed 'snuck' was the proper form.

Thug.

It's hard to imagine that, for something this important, a guy could just skate by with almost zero scrutiny. That a guy with none of the requisite qualifications could just slip through the screening process, past dozen of checks, and be allowed to wander - befuddledly - into the inner sanctum of power, interacting…

Hmm...

Which one? "Milk, milk, lemonade...."

Hug of death.

Relevant:

I found an unretouched picture of the dog, please send $100 to me at Gawker.

this is from that episode when the bank robber dress up as the Powerpuff Girls right?